[赛后帖]湖人108-106拒逆转再胜爵士升至西部第2
球员数据：
湖人（12-4）：东契奇33分11板8助3断、里夫斯22分10板4助、詹姆斯17分6板8助、八村塁13分6板、斯玛特6分、海斯5分4板1助、拉拉维亚5分1板2助、文森特3分1板、艾顿2分3板、克莱伯2分3板
爵士（5-11）：乔治27分5板8助、马尔卡宁20分7板2助、米哈伊柳克12分2板5助、努尔基奇11分10板2助2断、贝利10分5板3助、科利尔10分1板3助、森萨博5分3板、乐福4分9板2助、菲利波夫斯基4分3板2助、亨德里克斯3分
东契奇给詹姆斯传暴扣
[–] varietyman13 593 points 5 hours ago
Bron with his trademark “ah I’m hurt and need to slowly go down the court… ope time to get a dunk”
lol this laker team is hilarious
球迷：勒布朗上演招牌动作——“哎哟~我受伤了，得慢慢溜达过半场……哎呀！机会来了，搞个暴扣”！哈哈哈，这支湖人队真搞笑。
[–]Lakers disterb 135 points 4 hours ago
LOL! "look, guys, take it easy on me. i'm OLD and kinda' HURT." -lebron, probably-
湖人球迷：笑死！“各位，下手轻点。我老了，还有点伤。”——勒布朗，可能。
[–] Slovenia levilev 175 points 5 hours ago
Lol is this Crypto arena
斯洛文尼亚球迷：笑死，这是加密货币球馆吗？（指主场像客场）
[–] Popeyes_69 370 points 5 hours ago
Lebrons a cherry picking mf 😂. Saw that coming from a mile away he was waiting on that
球迷：勒布朗真是个偷下快攻的老六😂。我老远就看出他在那儿等着了。
[–]Warriors scrambled_cable 89 points 4 hours ago
Bron’s a genetic freak, man. I remember the time Andre Iguodala missed some time because he dunked in a game and had back soreness I think.
勇士球迷：勒布朗真是个基因怪物。我记得安德烈-伊戈达拉曾因比赛中扣篮导致背部酸痛休战过。
[–] Supersonics japooo 236 points 5 hours ago
the power of that dunk at age 40 is crazy.
超音速球迷：40岁了还有这扣篮力量，太疯狂了。
[–] Diijkstra 99x 95 points 4 hours ago
Man, I'm gonna miss Lebron destroying the ring. the most satisfying Dunk to watch
球迷：兄弟，我会想念勒布朗摧毁篮筐的。他的扣篮是看起来最爽的。
GIF-东契奇连续高光！穿裆乐福迸助飞海斯暴扣
[–] DontFollowMyAdvices 2771 points 6 hours ago
ELDER ABUSE
球迷：虐待老人啊！
[–]Lakers BigBallerBryant 587 points 6 hours ago
the future is now, old man
湖人球迷：未来已来，老登。
[–]Spurs ArmiinTamzarian 240 points 6 hours ago
This season feels like the league is constantly reminding Love how washed up he is
马刺球迷：这赛季感觉联盟在不停地提醒乐福他有多过气。
[–] ProfessorPetrus 135 points 6 hours ago
I love Love. Everytime I see him now i'm like do your thing! Then he doesn't rebound well or nail his 3's or make crazy outlet passes to bron :(
球迷：我爱乐福。但现在每次看到他我都想喊“拿出你本事来！”，然后他篮板也抢不好，三分也投不进，也给不了勒布朗那种纵贯全场的长传 :(
[–]Lakers aquadroid 936 points 6 hours ago
Disgusting
湖人球迷：太残暴了。
[–]Lakers magmaknuckles 262 points 6 hours ago
Nico Harrison to Luka's diet
湖人球迷：尼科-哈里森（前独行侠GM）该管管东契奇的饮食了。
[–]Cavaliers spacefish420 655 points 6 hours ago
Nah fuck this man. Dope highlight but this is gonna be K Loves “damn I need to retire” moment. I don’t wanna see him go out like this😭
骑士球迷：淦！真受不了。这动作是真牛逼，但这会成为乐福“妈的！是时候退役了”的时刻。我不想看他这样收场啊😭
[–]Cavaliers jaman715 162 points 5 hours ago
Yeah that Blake Griffin clip talking about Mobley came to mind
骑士球迷：是啊，让我想起布雷克-格里芬说（跟不上）莫布里（想到要退役）的那个片段了。
[–]Lakers alex_zz9 1032 points 6 hours ago
That was nasty
湖人球迷：这球真骚了。
[–] joe4553 346 points 6 hours ago
Don't see enough nutmegs in basketball.
球迷：篮球场的上穿裆球，百看不厌！
[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 910 points 6 hours ago
He's insane lmao
湖人球迷：他真牛逼呀，笑死。
[–]Heat JigglesTheBiggles 529 points 6 hours ago
I tried this in pick up once and I threw it right at a dude’s balls.
热火球迷：我有次野球场试过这招，结果球直接砸人蛋上了。
[–] pitcherintherye77 188 points 5 hours ago
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!??”
球迷：“你他妈心里没愧吗！？！”
[–] Gran Destino Jonesbro 69 points 5 hours ago
Reminds me of the time I hit a 3 and went to do melos 3 to the dome but also wanted to clap so I smacked myself in the face in front of everyone on the sideline
球迷：让我想起有次我投进三分想学甜瓜爆头庆祝，同时又想鼓掌，结果在边线所有人面前扇了自己一耳光。
[–]Timberwolves ThatHotAsian 385 points 6 hours ago
TIL K Love is still in the league and playing
森林狼球迷：今天才知道乐福还在联盟打球。
[–] KimJongPotato 218 points 5 hours ago
He will name this moment on a future podcast as the moment he realized he should retire.
球迷：他以后上播客时，会把这一刻列为他意识到自己该退役的时刻。
[–]Lakers madvisuals 243 points 6 hours ago
Love gonna be on Bron/Nash podcast by next week talking bout it's time
湖人球迷：乐福下周就要上勒布朗/纳什的播客聊“是时候了”。
[–]Lakers YouKilledKenny12 284 points 6 hours ago
Bro what the what? That was awesome!
湖人球迷：兄弟，这啥啊？太牛逼了！
[–] PriceNext746 148 points 5 hours ago
Too bad he’s kinda chubby and doesn’t play defense. Good luck trying to make a team with that guy on your roster, Lakers. /s
球迷：可惜他（东契奇）有点胖还不防守。祝你们湖人队里有这么个家伙还能组建好球队。/狗头保命
[–]Heat OracleofFl 108 points 6 hours ago*
When Kevin was on the Heat, he saw very little time and was really like a player/coach signed at veteran's minimum to mentor and coach Kel'el Ware to be a big like him that can also shoot the 3. He moved to Miami, his wife just had a baby, last season saw very little time and had one year to go on his contract and he ends up being traded and now has to play! This was supposed to be a retirement contract!
Last season he only saw time in 23 games. This year he has played some minutes in nearly every game! Turns out that he was pivotal in a trade because the Jazz decided that they wanted him.
热火球迷：乐福在热火时上场时间很少，更像一份底薪签下的球员兼教练，用来指导克雷尔·韦尔他那样能投三分的大个子。他举家搬到迈阿密，妻子刚生娃，上赛季没怎么打，合同还剩一年，本以为是份养老合同！结果被交易了，现在还得上场打球！上赛季他只打了23场。这赛季几乎每场都打了一些时间！原来他在交易中很关键，因为爵士决定要他。
[–] Matzeeh 469 points 6 hours ago
Luka is by far the most fun player to watch. Dude just loves hooping and will go for anything.
球迷：东契奇是迄今为止最有观赏性的球员。这家伙就是爱打球，什么动作都敢尝试。
[–] Dependent-Effect6077 214 points 6 hours ago*
It's kind of funny how out of the MVP candidates he's on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from Jokic and SGA in terms of how much high risk/high reward plays he's willing to try lol. Luka will show up to this random November game against the Jazz and start off by taking 10 shots in the 1st quarter and throwing crazy passes. Jokic and SGA will take over when needed but they're definitely more efficiency-first as a baseline I think both would easily rather get 28 on 10/18 shooting than 40 on 14/28 shooting
球迷：有意思的是，在MVP候选人里，在尝试高风险/高回报打法方面，他和约基奇、SGA完全处于光谱的两端。东契奇会在这场普通的11月对爵士的比赛中，首节就出手10次外加传出各种疯狂传球。约基奇和SGA会在需要时接管，但他们底线肯定是效率优先，我觉得他俩都宁愿轻松18中10得28分，而不是28中14得40分。
[–] Goerj 114 points 6 hours ago
Those people who only look at numbers will never understand Luka's TOV and why its so high. He's so unafraid to take so many these high risk plays. I guess Luka genuinely just doesn't care about his numbers and just enjoys balling.
球迷：那些只看数据的人永远不会理解东契奇的失误数为什么那么高。他根本不怕尝试这么多高风险动作。我觉得东契奇是真不在乎数据，就是享受打球。
[–]Lakers heshouldgo 622 points 4 hours ago
Lakers were doing everything they could to lose this game jeez
湖人球迷：老天，湖人这场是变着法儿地想输掉比赛啊。
[–]Warriors Bandwagon MichiganMitch108 184 points 4 hours ago
Woof, lakers big three going 4-24 from deep will do that.
勇士球迷：好家伙，湖人三巨头三分球24中4，这表现不输才怪。
[–]Mavericks Neither-Luck-9295 114 points 4 hours ago
With all the Luka highlights being posted, I though for sure this was a blowout win. But every fucking highlight the score was within 2 points.
独行侠球迷：看到满屏的东契奇集锦，我以为肯定是一场大胜。结果他妈每个精彩镜头回放时，分差都在2分以内。
[–]Lakers JeritoBurrito 443 points 4 hours ago
LeBron was being double teamed and not a single Laker on the court was moving in a 4 point game. This team frustrates the hell out of me with zero urgency.
湖人球迷：在只差4分的比赛里，勒布朗被双人包夹，场上其他湖人球员没一个在跑动。这球队一点紧迫感都没有，真他妈让人火大。
[–]Lakers IMadeThisOn6-28-2015 153 points 4 hours ago
I hate Laker fans so much. Everyone in the damn sub is saying "Bron is ass", "Why the hell did Bron shoot it there"??
Because our team is fucking stupid in the clutch. Bron is being double teamed and can't force it out without risking a turnover and none of our players are taking advantage of the double and trying to get an open look, of course he has to shoot it.
湖人球迷：我太讨厌某些湖人球迷了。论坛里全在说“勒布朗真菜”“他妈的勒布朗为啥在那儿投？？”
因为我们的球队在关键时刻蠢得像猪！勒布朗被包夹，硬传可能失误，而我们的球员没一个去利用包夹跑出空位，他当然只能自己投。
[–]Mavericks pilfecapskcab 204 points 4 hours ago
Shoutout Maxi man
独行侠球迷：给马克西-克莱伯点赞！
[–]Minneapolis Lakers CtrlAltDelightfull 87 points 4 hours ago
Unc still got it
湖人球迷：宝刀未老啊。
[–]Lakers onelastnoodle 256 points 4 hours ago
Holy, i thought we were going to choke ts
湖人球迷：我靠，我以为我们又要习惯性拉胯了。
[–]Lakers Pal__Pacino 121 points 4 hours ago
They lead the league in near chokes over the past 5 years for sure.
湖人球迷：过去五年，我们绝对是联盟“险被翻盘”界的GOAT。
[–]Lakers SkoivanSchiem 192 points 4 hours ago
lakers did not deserve to win that one. we were saved by maxi freakin' kleber.
湖人球迷：湖人根本不配赢这场。我们是被马克西-爆种-克莱伯救了。
[–]Lakers loyola-atherton 100 points 4 hours ago
Feels like long breaks might be worse than back to backs for our guys lmao. They came out like they went to some Mormon orgy last night, fuck, no energy or intensity almost all game.
湖人球迷：感觉休息久了对我们的人来说可能比背靠背还糟。他们出场时就像昨晚参加了摩门教狂欢派对似的，他妈几乎整场比赛都没活力、没强度。
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